Fat blocks in refurbished cans

They're as fresh as the day we made them!

Twitchers Wild Bird Food is part of the Reusa-Can Project which is a genuine green project. As you might expect, our cans are re-furbished. We have a unique proposal to our potential customers...

Reusa-Can needs to raise money (£300,000) quickly and is offering to the millions of environmentalist's in England & Wales, bird watchers and others interested in cutting CO2 and the damage we are doing to our resources on the planet will be interested. This offer comes in the form of redeemable shares on the value of a percentage of the Company shares on the 31st December 2012 which will be a cash payout to those willing to purchase two x four can packs Twitchers Fat Blocks. Why sell wild bird fat blocks? It’s the only food product not regulated. We will be selling other products in refurbished cans such liquid detergents, shampoo and many other things when automation is set up.

This is going to be a long-term multi-£billion project but you are buying fat blocks and getting shares for nothing. There could be a delay we will hope to have delivered all orders by 31st July 2007 but cannot guarantee this. We can't proceed without the British public's help and this multi £billion project will inevitably end up in the hands of a foreign company if we fail and the government will gladly give them a grant – your money – to set up in the UK. The government wouldn't give us grant; help us to prove they were wrong!

For legal reasons involving company law the offer is only open to those residing in England and Wales. Regrettably, due to different laws in Scotland, Isle of Man, the Channel Islands and other countries this offer is not open. However, if you wish to support Reusa-Can's project to reduce CO2 emissions we will gladly supply you with fat blocks in refurbished cans at the normal price plus carriage rate for wherever you may reside.

*Share offers are only open to those purchasing 2 boxes of four cans of Twitchers Canned Fat Blocks residing in England & Wales. We are unable to enter into correspondence with anyone concerning the share bonus, as we don't have the staff available.